Bringing the Jungle to Your Loo: Discovering the Best Bathroom Plants

Ah, the bathroom – that often-overlooked oasis of cleanliness and relaxation. But hold on, my friends, for this humble space has the potential to become a veritable jungle paradise, thanks to the wondrous array of plants that simply adore the humid, steamy conditions found there. As an avid plant enthusiast and self-proclaimed bathroom botanist, I’m here to share my expertise on the best bathroom plants that will transform your porcelain palace into an urban rainforest.

Ferns: The Bathroom’s BFFs

Let’s start with a classic – the trusty fern. These lush, leafy wonders are the quintessential bathroom plants, thriving in the high humidity and indirect light that bathrooms typically provide. The Boston fern [1] is a particular standout, with its cascading fronds that seemingly reach out to embrace the steamy air. These ferns are not only visually stunning, but they also have a remarkable ability to filter out airborne toxins, making your bathroom a healthier haven.

Another fern favorite is the bird’s nest fern [2], with its striking, wavy leaves that curl and twist in the most delightful way. These plants are true low-light champions, able to flourish even in the darkest corners of your bathroom. Just be sure to give them a regular misting to keep that lush, jungle-like appearance.

Tropical Treasures: When Your Bathroom Becomes a Rainforest

If you’re looking to really channel your inner Tarzan (or Jane), then look no further than the realm of tropical plants. These beauties are practically made for bathroom bliss, reveling in the warm, moist conditions. Take the majesty palm [3], for instance – with its stately fronds and regal presence, it’s the perfect addition to a spacious, well-lit bathroom. Just be sure to give it plenty of room to spread its leafy wings.

Another tropical stunner is the anthurium, or “flamingo flower” [4]. This vibrant plant boasts bold, waxy blooms that seem to almost glow against the backdrop of your tiled oasis. And let’s not forget the philodendron [5], with its lush, heart-shaped leaves that cascade gracefully from shelves and vanities, creating a truly lush and luxurious look.

Succulents and Epiphytes: Bathroom Mavericks

Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Succulents in the bathroom? Surely not!” Well, hold onto your towels, my friends, because there are actually some succulent varieties that can thrive in the humid conditions of your bathroom. The ever-resilient jade plant [6], for instance, can handle the occasional splash and steam, as long as you keep it in a spot with decent (but not direct) light.

And let’s not forget the unique and captivating world of epiphytes – plants that don’t need soil to survive, but rather draw their nutrients from the air around them. Tillandsias, or “air plants” [7], are the perfect example, thriving in bathrooms with their quirky, spiky appearance and low-maintenance needs. Hang them from your shower curtain rod or tuck them into nooks and crannies for a truly one-of-a-kind botanical display.

Bringing it All Together: Curating Your Bathroom Botanical Oasis

As you can see, the possibilities for transforming your bathroom into a verdant, plant-filled paradise are truly endless. Whether you opt for the lush, tropical vibes of a majesty palm or the whimsical charm of a tillandsia, the key is to choose plants that mirror the unique conditions of your bathroom space.

Remember, not all bathrooms are created equal – some may be brighter and more humid than others, so be sure to assess your specific environment before making your plant purchases. And don’t be afraid to get a little creative with your plant placement, whether it’s a fern cascading from a hanging basket or a pothos trailing across your vanity.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your watering can and get ready to transform your bathroom into an oasis of green, lush goodness. Your inner plant parent is about to be unleashed, and trust me, your guests will be green with envy (pun intended).

References

[1] Martha Stewart. “The Best Plants for Bathrooms.” Accessed May 9, 2024. https://www.marthastewart.com/8096853/best-plants-for-bathroom.

[2] The Spruce. “The Best Houseplants for Bathrooms.” Accessed May 9, 2024. https://www.thespruce.com/best-houseplants-for-bathroom-4151160.

[3] House Beautiful. “30 Best Bathroom Plants to Grow in Your Space.” Accessed May 9, 2024. https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/gardening/g28471402/best-bathroom-plants/.

[4] Ibid.

[5] Ibid.

[6] Gardeners’ World. “Best Plants for a Bathroom.” Accessed May 9, 2024. https://www.gardenersworld.com/how-to/grow-plants/best-plants-for-a-bathroom/.

[7] Ibid.