Bidding Farewell to Freezing Bottoms
As an interior designer, I’ve encountered my fair share of bathroom woes. From chilly tiles underfoot to dismal overhead lighting, the average bathroom can feel downright uninviting. But one upgrade has completely revolutionized my morning routine: the luxurious heated toilet seat.
Imagine this – it’s a frigid winter morning, and you shuffle into the bathroom, still half-asleep. Gone are the days of that sudden jolt of shock as your bare skin meets the icy cold porcelain. Instead, you’re greeted by a warm, welcoming embrace from your trusty heated toilet seat. Ahhh, pure bliss.
A Brief History of Toasty Tushies
Though heated toilet seats may seem like a modern luxury, their origins date back over 60 years. In 1963, Cyril Reginald Clayton was granted a United Kingdom patent for the first electrically heated toilet seat [1]. His simple design ran a heating element through a fiberglass ring, setting the stage for the heated throne we know and love today.
Of course, the technology has come a long way since then. Nowadays, heated toilet seats boast an impressive array of features – from built-in bidets and LED nightlights to wireless controls and slow-close lids. It’s no wonder these heated havens have become a staple in Japanese bathrooms since the 1970s, and are quickly gaining popularity worldwide.
The Brondell LumaWarm: A Warm Welcome
When it came time to test out the heated toilet seat options, the Brondell LumaWarm [2] quickly rose to the top of my list. From its ergonomic, contoured design to the intuitive control panel, this seat had me sold from the moment I laid eyes on it.
The LumaWarm’s three heat settings are a game-changer. Starting at a cool 75 degrees, the seat quickly warms up to a toasty 103 degrees in just a few minutes. And the best part? The buttons conveniently light up, so you’ll never have to fumble around in the dark again.
But the LumaWarm’s features don’t stop there. The soft-close lid ensures a gentle, whisper-quiet descent, perfect for those middle-of-the-night trips. And with a weight capacity of 320 pounds, this seat can accommodate just about anyone.
Installation was a breeze as well. After a quick 10-minute setup, including aligning the seat and plugging in the cord, I was ready to enjoy the lap of luxury. No plumber required!
Cozy Comfort Meets Cutting-Edge Tech
Of course, the LumaWarm isn’t the only heated toilet seat on the market. If you’re in the mood for a high-tech upgrade, the Kohler PureWarmth [3] might be just the ticket. This smart seat pairs with a mobile app, allowing you to control the heat, lighting, and even set custom schedules.
The PureWarmth’s dual-LED lighting spans a whole spectrum of colors, from a soothing warm glow to a bright, cool tone. And with a quick-release design, cleaning the seat has never been easier.
On the other hand, if you’re looking for a more budget-friendly option, the Toastie Tushy [1] might be right up your alley. This nifty little seat warmer attaches directly to your existing toilet seat, providing a cozy boost of heat without the need for a full replacement.
Bidding Farewell to Chilly Cheeks
No matter which heated toilet seat you choose, one thing is clear – bidding farewell to freezing bottoms is a life-changing experience. Gone are the days of that sudden shock to the system, replaced by a warm, welcoming embrace every time nature calls.
So why suffer through cold, uncomfortable trips to the bathroom when luxurious heated toilet seats are so readily available? Treat yourself to the comfort and convenience you deserve, and say goodbye to chilly cheeks for good.
References
[1] Family Handyman. “Best Heated Toilet Seats of 2024.” Family Handyman, 12 Apr. 2024, www.familyhandyman.com/list/best-heated-toilet-seats.
[2] Brondell. “Heated Toilet Seats.” Brondell, www.brondell.com/heated-toilet-seats.
[3] Kohler. “PureWarmth Heated Toilet Seat.” Kohler, www.kohler.com/product/puremarmth-heated-toilet-seat.
[4] Quora. “What kind of toilet seats do rich people use? Are they leather, gold, or heated?” Quora, www.quora.com/What-kind-of-toilet-seats-do-rich-people-use-Are-they-leather-gold-or-heated.
[5] Kings Services. “How Do Heated Toilet Seats Work?” Kings Services, www.kingsservices.com/how-do-heated-toilet-seats-work.
[6] Biorelief. “LumaWarm Heated Nightlight Toilet Seat.” Biorelief, www.biorelief.com/product/lumawarm-heated-nightlight-toilet-seat.
[7] Navisani. “Do Heated Toilet Seats Use a Lot of Electricity?” Navisani, www.navisani.com/info/do-heated-toilet-seats-use-a-lot-of-electricit-88680021.html.
[8] Sonny Dickson. “Review: Brondell LumaWarm Heated Toilet Seat with a Nightlight – Comfort and Luxury Combined.” Sonny Dickson, 13 June 2023, www.sonnydickson.com/2023/06/13/review-brondell-lumawarm-heated-toilet-seat-with-a-nightlight-comfort-and-luxury-combined.